Holiday request

Okay, calling all of you out there with families, and cosy living rooms and children to bake with because you definitely bake. In your houses with raked leaves and the dog peed and watered, sure we'll throw in some boughs of holly, why not. The single people have appointed me spokesperson. We are appealing to all of you with freaking knitted socks to please put your holiday baking in some wax paper after picking out an assortment of goodies. Put it in a holiday tin and deliver it immediately to your single, apartment/condo friend. No one will appreciate it more than us. No joke artichoke.

And this year, I promise not to call all of you with those noises of me enjoying your gracious gifts. I thought it was endearing. okay okay