Wicker Chairs and Levitation

So I have these wicker comfy rocker chairs for my balcony. For months they've been wasting away in the garage downstairs. When I moved in, I couldn't make them fit thru my balcony door, so I put them outta sight. Outta sight outta mind you know. Anyhoo, they're now on the balcony. It seems though that the building, and all the pals that I have sent the pic to, wonder and ask "how the hell did you get those up there man?"

In response, I say

I took the rocker part off. I lost 2 screws under the freakin couch. I found 50 cents while trying to find the screws. I tried to fit the chair through the door. The door is on to me. It jams. I take the rocker part off of the other wicker awesome comfy chair. I try to fit it through the STUPID TOO SKINNY DOOR. It doesn't fit.

I remember the movie " Men Who Stare At Goats"

I stare.

I stare and I stare. I start to chant.

I stare and I chant.

I levitate.

I stare, and chant, and levitate.

The chairs are outside.

Thanks to all of your energy.

love