Chicken Gizzards by the Elevator

I was waiting for the elevator. I saw some writing on a small piece of paper. I read it. It said, "I'm puking up chicken gizzards, trying to watch the Dukes of Hazzard. I should've eaten all my liver. I should have eaten half my salmon. Now I'm salmon fishing in the river. My hands are dry. I should've put cream on them."
This shit honestly happens to me. It's so fun.